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Gary Oldman is a fucking dick
Hey there is Gary Oldman hey hey Gary Oldman fuck you man. At the Grove walking around go fuck yourself
Pervis' Top 10 #1 Hollywood Babes Countdown
Pervis' Top 10 Hollywood Babes Countdown THIS IS THE VERY LAST ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE! See who pervis has for his very last hottness for his count down.
MR. MUTHER FUCKING T BABY!
Ok this is a legend right here the man was in Rocy 3 for god sakes he had a breakfast food, He was in the most cooliest show in the 80s THE A TEAM himself . We got him coming from the doctors office in Beverly Hills thee is a romar going around that the big guy has the big C. So you mean to tell me Mr. T has Cancer and Kim K is health? what the hell is the world coming to!!!!!! check out the japanese Mr. T its pretty funny
Artist Mr. Brainwash talks about new project for 2011
We got the man from the hit film "Exit the Gift Shop" at the Grove in LA doing some shopping.
Leona Lewis tells fan to fuck off
We got the brit pop star at the Grove in LA and she was hangingout with her friend angle simmons and siting on santa lap she then tells a fan to fuck off
Winona Ryder looks old as fuck now
we the actress at the grove shopping for xmas our camera was a big fan of hers when he was a kid so he started stalking her, It was kind of creepy but she is also staring in the new movie Black Swan
Harry Potter fans are a bunch of retards
These fucking assholes waited outside for 10 hours to be the first ones to see a movie thats going to be in theaters for three months. YOU HAVE NO LIFE you assholes. Its just a fucking movie. I mean come on what the hell is wrong with people now a days they get caught up in to the hype of shit. Well I did wait in line to watch a porn with Pee Wee Herman.
Dayanara Torres: JLO stole Mark from me
We got Mark Athonys Exwife leaving Katsuyha in Hollywood, When we asked her about the reports of her saying that JLO stole the latin singer from her she didn't responed. According the reports that her and Mark were still married when he step out on her while still married when he went out on tour with JHOE.
Arnold in some Crazy Japanese Drink Ad
I guess sents he is not the Govanator anymore he is going to go back to doing movies and these chesse over sea ADs. Arnold Schwarzenegger and his crazy advert.
Christopher Knight of the Brady Bunch is old?
We got Christopher Knight AKA Peter Brady in Beverly Hills having lunch with his agent, We asked him about sushi and we notice that he had a lot of gray. Peter is going to be collecting social security soon lol LAME!
Awesome Dexter costume!
Halloween has come and gone and The Genius Machine was kicking in Hollywood CA, There are already a lot of freaks in LA seven days a week, but Halloween seems to bring all the freaks out to party. Check out these freaks getting alot of attention with their Dexter Costume on Hollywood Blvd.
Dog wearing clothes
Dog wearing clothes
Emma Roberts gets stalked buy guy in Mask.
Ok we know that Emma Roberts is going to be in the up coming movie Scream 4. But we got her the other day and some guy with a mask was standing behind her. What do you guys think?
Gene Simmons has cut on forehead.
KISS bassist Gene Simmons, 61, was hospitalized at Centinela Hospital in Inglewood on Sunday after he fainted and suffered a minor injury at Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) over the weekend.He suffered a minor cut to his head and was kept overnight for observation. we got the rock legend in Beverly Hills a couple one day later in Beverly Hills shopping with Shannon Tweed.
Pervis' Top 10 #2 Hollywood Babes Countdown
Hey its pervis baby sorry I have been Away for awhile but I wanted to come back stronge baby, AND WE ARE GOING TO COME BACK STRONGE here is some new stuff from me and the gang at comedycrooks, and stay tuned with us because we are going to bring you more shit right here on Comedycrooks.com
Ashley Greene gets mobbed by teenagers at the Grove
While at the Grove Ashley was being interviewed by us when she was sunddenly rushed by a bunched of teenagers, But I don't even think they knew who the hell she was. I think they just wanted to be on TMZ.
Blair Witch creator has new project, Ghost Guardians
Blair Witch creator has new project, Ghost Guardians
Venus Williams has broke her leg.
Venus was leaving the movies with friends at the grove the other day in West Hollywood. She was not happy to see us, maybe it was because she was looking kind of bad but we wated to aske her how she broke her leg, She did;t really feel like talking.
Terri Hatcher tells us to fuck off!
We got Terri amd her daughter shopping at the Grove in LA. She was not happy to see us she tolled us to fuck off. Am playing she didn't say anything to us. she is really short in person, her daughter is taller then her, go figure.
Pervis' Top 10 #3 Hollywood Babes Countdown
Pervis' Top 10 Hollywood Babes Countdown
Sophie Monk is having Prius problems
We got Sophie in LA and she was having a little car trouble. DAM IT Toyota. I guess she didnt get her recall letter in the mail.
Lindsay Lohan is so high she loses her phone
We got Lindsay Lohan the other day and she was high as shit
EXCLUSIVE: Jon Lovitz gets some bad news
We asks him what was wrong but he was talking kind of weird, maybe he got herps
Dog on motorcycle
It was a slow news day so for your labor day enjoyment heres a dog on a motor bike. Happy Labor Day
Stephen baldwin talks about his friend Mel Gibson
Thank you for being a friend stephen baldwin says that jesus will forgive Mel Gibson. I don't know about that, his ass has been knocking on the devils door for a long time to be such a religous freak. But the lord gives and takes away. I thnk thats how it goes, I need to start going to church more.
idiot paparazzi
this guy needs to find a new line of work
Chevy Chase is old as fuck
dam look how he has aged its Chevy Chase at Comic Con 2010 in San Deigo with the cast of community dam he old
Shawne Merriman loves them white girls
Ok whats up with shawn man didnt he learn form the Tila chick that said he raped her. These black pro ball players need to stick with the sisters. They all end up gettting played when they date white girls. They dont get it until these women play they ass. Think about it would this chick want him if he was just Shawn Merriman the car washer, or gardner? HELL NO
Michael Cera is not FUCKING funny
Ok why is this guy still making movies he is not funny. He is the same guy in every movie. What do you think.
idiot paparazzi
this guy needs to find a new line of work
Chevy Chase is old as fuck
dam look how he has aged its Chevy Chase at Comic Con 2010 in San Deigo with the cast of community dam he old
Shawne Merriman loves them white girls
Ok whats up with shawn man didnt he learn form the Tila chick that said he raped her. These black pro ball players need to stick with the sisters. They all end up gettting played when they date white girls. They dont get it until these women play they ass. Think about it would this chick want him if he was just Shawn Merriman the car washer, or gardner? HELL NO
Michael Cera is not FUCKING funny
Ok why is this guy still making movies he is not funny. He is the same guy in every movie. What do you think.
Rampage Jackson won't talk about Anderson Silva
We got Mr. Rampage in LA exclusive in his suped up challanger the other day grabing some coffee. He looked like he wanted to kill us so we stayed as far back as possiable. He hates the paparazzi I dont know know why, PEOPLE LOVE US! We asked him about Anderson Silva and he looked at us and grawled at us.
Rappers Kid 'n Play call charles from the genius machine a fatass
Yo all charles did was let the guys know how much he was a fan of kid & play back in the day and Kid (the fellow with the high top fade)started going off on my boy saying that he needs to do the Kid & Play kick step until he looses some weight, thats some fuck up shit. I guess kid is mad because his 15 mintues of fame has been up 20 years ago. ROLLEN POLLEN WITH KID & PLAY NOW! Dam sorry Charles
arnold schwarzenegger buys a new sports car with tax money
Hey california want to know where your tax money is going? Let us show you.
Mel Brooks a comedy legand
Mel Brooks is a legend this was him and his old hollywood crew having lunch in Beverly Hills. He tolled our camera crew to go fuck ourselves. Wow what a legend.
grown ups: kevin james david spade chris rock
the Cast of Grown Ups check out the Lakers Game in LA
Wee Man from Jackass gets mobbed at Laker game.
Everbody loves the Wee!! even the Lakers fan check it out.
Charlize Theron is Hot!!!!!!
I would like to have sex with her how about you? She is so hot and I don't really dig white chicks am mostly a latin and sister type guy but i would give her a pass. SHE FINE!!!!!!
WE FOUND THE THONG MAN: Sisqo
We found Sisqo! He was trying to be low key at the Grove while out on a date in LA. He gave us the low down about Dru Hill getting back together and the show he has with Keith Sweat he is also talking about coming out with his own thong line for big girls.
Paparazzi Training: Ryan Fu's Oxygen Deprivation Training Workout
Ryan from the Genius Machine goes through his cross training routine by using Hypoxic/Hyperbolic Training, also known as alititude training. To train with oxygen deprivation having less blood traveling to the muscles making 10 times the workout. Killer....
Eli Roth the Bear Jew
We got the Bear Jew eating Steak at toast in LA and me and ryan are bothering him its pretty funny
Meagan Fox was trying to hide her face going into the Lakers game, but got mobbed when someone knew it was her. Well guys they got us just like you wanted the cops pulled us over for an illegal u turn he wasn't going to give us a ticket but Marks dumb ass decided to smoke weed and CHARLES got a ticket. REASON # 1 WEED MAKES YOU FUCKING RETARDED KIDS DONT SMOKE WEED WHILE DRIVING AROUND POT HEADS
jesse james dog
the pervis report
Antonio Banderas loves pussy
Get your head out of the trash. We are talking about the interview that he did where they asked him if he liked cats sents in plays one in the new shrek 4 and he said he loves pussy. Well I here that people got mad when he said that so they had to pull the interview, FOR GOD SAKES ANTONIO ITS A CHILDRENS MOVIE!
Comedycroooks remembers MJ
MIchael Jackson Fans almost start a Riot at the hospital where Michael Jackson Died june 25 2009 2:36PM
Comedycroooks remembers MJ
The Genius Machine interviewed Carlos the very last paparazzi to touch Michael Jackson in Beverly Hills Friday afternoon check it out
Comedycroooks remembers MJ
Journalist Angello can't believe that Michael Jackson is Dead june 25 2009
Comedycroooks remembers MJ
Michael Jackson last video footage! June 3 2009
Comedycroooks remembers MJ
Exclusive: Michael Jackson Last Days Part 3 We have video of Michael Jackson at a toy store in Beverly Hills on May 15 2009 the man couldn't go anywhere without fans and paparazzi bugging him this goes to show you the mark of a true legend. there was only two people who saw him go in the toy store that day in Beverly Hills and in was only in there 30 minttues or so, Buy the time he came out this was the crowd
Comedycroooks remembers MJ
Michael Jackson gets sued by his Former Assistant Part 1 June 17, 2009
Comedycroooks remembers MJ
Michael Jackson with his kids in Hollywood part 2 04-27-09
Comedycroooks remembers MJ
Michael Jackson's Car Chase a Paparazzi gets into a Car Accident 04-27-09
Comedycroooks remembers MJ
Michael Jackson with his kids in Hollywood 4-27-09 guess Micheal loves being out we cot up with the king of pop for the third time in Los Angeles this time he had the kids with him. even little blanket
Comedycroooks remembers MJ
A day with Michael Jackson Chasing the Icon part 3 April 22, 2009 The Genius Machine: A day in the Life of Michael Jackson- Shopping for Antiques
Comedycroooks remembers MJ
A day with Michael Jackson Chasing the Icon part 2 April 22, 2009
Comedycroooks remembers MJ
A Day in the Life with Michael Jackson Part 1 April 22, 2009
Comedycroooks remembers MJ
Michael Jackson causes Havoc in Beverly Hills part 1 April 09, 2009
Comedycroooks remembers MJ
Michael Jackson causes Havoc in Beverly Hills part 2 April 09, 2009
Adam Lambert really let himself go
Mark and Ryan think that Adam Lambert is leaving high on the hog with his American Idol money what do you think?
Stacy Keibler is fucking hottttt!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stacy Keibler is hot even with clothes on. We got her going to the Lakers game last week for the Finals. Mark wanted to rape her just playing I did.
Drunk Ironing board
Coming home from university at 4pm in the afternoon, I found my roommate totally wasted dancing around in his room. It was hilarious how he was trying to get his ironing board out of his room. By the way, Hubertus, I'm your God and you know it! ENJOY!
We got kim kardashian's Ex-husband damon thomas
Its Kim K's Ex hUBBY Record producer Damon Thomas at the Lakers game. There is alot of news about him in the news paper recently about him and kim's short marriage
Castle Asshole: Season 2 - Episode 1 (How The Test Was Won pt. 1)
THOSE ASSHOLES ARE BACK RIGHT HERE on Comedycrooks.com Haven't seen Season 1 yet? Not to worry! You can either catch up here on Season 1 at the Castle Asshole channel, or you can jump right in to Season 2's three part saga "How The Test Was Won" with this first episode.
famke janssen from X- Men dog won't take a shit.
ITS those crazy boys from the Genius Machine trying to get Famke the star of the hit movie XMEN to take a shit? oh no they was trying to get a shot of her dog taking a shit, ok what ever floots your boat guys.
penny marshall is sick?
There was a roomer going around that the former Larverne & Shirley star and director was in the hospital but if she was did she check herself out just to see the Lakers play? We got the star signing autos outside of the Staple center and looking pretty health. Her agent came out the next day and said that it eas all a roomer and Penny is even going to direct a new movie this fall.
Dustin Hoffman love the kids!
Hey its Dustin Hoffman signing autos outside ot the Staple Center for a lil five your old huhhhhhhhhhh to bad the kid has no ideal who it is. The Kid's dad pushed him up to do it. Good way to have your kid beg for autographes you asshole.
Exclusive: We got radio jock Howard Stern!
Exclusive: We got radio jock Howard Stern talking on his cell in Beverly Hills. Once he sees our cameras, he made a run for it Dam it Howard!
IT'S JOHNNY DEPP! or is it?
WE ARE THE BEST IN THE GAME WHEN IT COMES TO GETTING CELEBS. WE GOT YOU MICHEAL, WE GOT YOU BRAD, AND NOW WE GOT JOHNNY DEPPPPPPPPPPPP! or is it? check out the video and find out for yourself. If it is the man himself.
Danny Devito gets mobbed by fans
He was in Batman 2 He was in the hit show in the 70s Taxi and he was also in a bunch of other stuff. ITS DANNY DEVITO and he is short and he is getting mobbed at the Lakers game in LA the other day.
Its funny man John C. Reilly
We got Mr. Walk hard man at the Lakers game in LA.
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Is Kobe Bryant gay?
Ryan and Charles from the Genius Machine was at the Grove in LA and just happend to see a magazine with looked like to be Rupaul on the front. When they looked a little closer they found out it was NBA star for the Lakers KOBE BRYANT. He was modeling in the LA times magazine this month. Wearing all white designer outfits. Thats really making LA look gay, oops to late.
Hugh Hefner takes TEN hot girls to the game?
Ok I have trouble getting one girl to go out with me Hef old ass got TEN. How does he do that? oh yeah HIS RICH! Dont they see he is like 100 yours old. Women are nasty but good love'em. Her you luckey bastered.
kim kardashian's mom loves Lakers
While Kim is getting her nails done and hanging out with 2 year olds her mother Kris was at the Lakers game supporting her son in law Lamar Odom as they move on to the semi finals. They play the Suns on Monday at home in LA.
kim kardashian loves getting her nails done
We Ms. Big Booty getting her nails done in Beverly Hills once again this week. She loves hanging our at the shop and talking to people. She even hangs out with two little girls while she lets her nails dry. I think Kim is next in line to want kids. I CAN BRING THE SPERM KIM.
Exclusive: Is Miley Cyrus & Liam getting Married?
We have video footage of Miley & Liam leaving a jewler in Beverly Hills two days ago and we asked if her and Liam are getting married she said yes they are why we are already married can't you tell. check out the video.
Kimora Lee Simmons is pregnant, AGAIN!
we got Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou shopping at a grocery store in west hollywood and we find out she is pregnant with his baby
Suga Knight smoking weed
guess sents Suga got out of jail and sold Death Row for more then 25 mil all he does now is ride around smoking weed with his windows down in LA. I just hope he has a weed card but what the hell its Suga he don't mind doing 3 years for drugs.
Fight Club Scene- Brad Pitt Workout Week Three- Ryan Fu
Ryan Fu from the Genius Machine decides he is tired of the normal mundane routine and becomes Tyler Durden- the sick, twisted and totally ripped psycho. ok good luck with that one Ryan you have a lot of work ahead of you Check out Ryan as he transforms himself each week to become a space monkey.
Thomas Jane on a Motorcycle on Sunset Blvd
Its Mr. big dick himself we spotted Thomas Jane in LA on his motorcycle rollen smoking a ciger. Who does he thank he is Arnold. I'LL BE BACK WITH MY BIG ASS DICK. I still want to see if he really has a big dick am still not gay.
The Hills: Paparazzi Style
In this weeks episode our helpless paparazzi Ryan is trying to find love and talks about finding "the one" with Chloe.
Homeless lady quween confronts Cedric the Entertainer
Homeless lady quween confronts cedric the entertainer.
Quween on the Scene wants money from Cedric the entertainer
Quween on the Scene wants money from Cedric the entertainer
Jordin Sparks & The Genius Machine
we got Jordin Sparks at the Grove in LA going her thing for the lil kiddys. Charles from the Genius wanted to have sex with her that is when we tolled him she was only 17 and he still wanted to have sex with her anyways. Your a sick man Charles, thats why we love you
Mark Ballas has a dog with sunglasses
Dancing with the stars Mark Ballas as a dog with sunglasses. oh and he is hanging out with some chick at the grove.
Mischa Barton has an old school caddy
Mischa Barton has an old school caddy
We finally return the rental car
Charles, Angelo, and Ryan return the rental car that they have been driving for 7 months. see what surprises are in store for an enterprise worker when he checks the miles.
Sophie Monk's fans are back stabbers
No matter what you try to do in life someone is always going to talk about you bad behind your back. Even the people who clam they like you to your face, but when you turn around they stick in the knife. Just like these so called fans of Sophie Monk. Check it out!
Brad Pitt Workout Week One Part 2- Ryan Fu is Tyler Durden
Ryan Fu from the Genius Machine decides he is tired of the normal mundane routine and becomes Tyler Durden- the sick, twisted and totally ripped psycho. ok good luck with that one Ryan you have a lot of work ahead of you. I want to suck your breast
Rupaul's Dragrace Shangela & Queen on the Scene
I really don't know what to say just that this is some crazy shit!
Fred Stoller's How to beccome a comedian
Fred Stoller gives all you comedians some pointers on how to get into the business of comedy. Pay attention to what he has to say I mean look at him dosn't he look like the type of guy who made it in the entertainment industry?
Celebritys & Stefan The German Pap
Well we ran into our German friend Stefan again he is back in the states because of the volcano he couldn't go home. So we took him to LA's famous Roscoes Chicken & Waffle and then to his first Lakers game. The next time he comes back we are going to take him to his first drive by.I LOVE LA
Rip Taylor is still ripping one
Rip Taylor is still ripping one this guy has been around for years. but I don't think no one knows who he is, Taylor played a wacky, but memorable villain named Wizard Glick in the final episode of The Monkees TV series in 1968. He continued to work as a voice performer in the 1970s NBC cartoon series Here Comes the Grump and in the second Addams Family cartoon series (as Uncle Fester). This was back in the days when you had to have talent to make in showbiz
Jordin Sparks & The Genius Machine
we got Jordin Sparks at the Grove in LA going her thing for the lil kiddys. Charles from the Genius wanted to have sex with her that is when we tolled him she was only 17 and he still wanted to have sex with her anyways. Your a sick man Charles, thats why we love you.
Jefferey Ross thinks Obama has a Big Package
Comedian Jefferey Ross going to the dentist talks about Obama and thinks he has a Big Package.
Phoebe Price gets into a Car Accident/Wreck in Los Angeles
Phoebe Price was spotted getting into a car accident on Wilshire Blvd and Fairfax in front of the LACMA musuem in Los Angeles, CA. Phoebe was not injured but her mom was seriously injured and had to be taking to Cedars Sinai hospital
Ryan Fu is Tyler Durden Week 1 Part One
Ryan Fu from the Genius Machine decides he is tired of the normal mundane routine and becomes Tyler Durden- the sick, twisted and totally ripped psycho. ok good luck with that one Ryan you have a lot of work ahead of you
Whitney Port from the Hills loves cheesecake
Whitney Port from the Hills loves cheesecake. There is nothing else intersting about these else people so we decide ro ask them about food cause all they do on the show is eat and shop
quween on the scene comes from the dentist
we cot up with quween coming from the dentist. What want to know is how hell does homeless person get health care
LMFAO is running for president next term
LMFAO is running for president next term can you believe this? Would you vote for them?
Craig Robinson dosn't want be seen with fugly chick
It all started when we spoted Comedian Craig Robinson having lunch in Hollywood. Usually when we shoot him he is pretty cool but on this day he didn't want to be filmed. But then we seen the girl he was having lunch with and thats when we came to this conclusion. THE FUGLY GIRL FACTOR check it out.
Pervis' Top 10 - # 4
ITS PERVIS BABY BACK WITH NUMBER 4 OF HIS TOP TEN HOTTEST CHICKS
Tina Fey arrives at Los Angeles Airport
Tina Fey at the airport in LA for her press for her movie date night in LA. She didn't really want to talk to our camera guys and everywhere she tried to go there was paparazzo. I havn't seen the movie yet but I hear it got mixed reviews. lets us know what you think!
paparazzis flying a kite
The boys from the Genius Machine wanted to go fly a kite.
Adam Lambert is getting FAT!
the Genius Machine was hanging out in LA and wanted to get something cold to drink from the the local mini mart . Then walks in this fat guy Ryan takes another look and says "I think that might be Adam Lambert" But no that can't be Adam Lambert, he is not fat, Or is he? Well yeah he has put on a couple of pounds I guess being a new celebrity from American Idol ain't so bad all that good eating. As we started to interview him leaving we also notice he had A little acne on his face. So I THINK YOU NEED TO LAY OFF THE CHOCOLATE ADAM BELIEVE US WE KNOW!
Beyonce sister Solange is saving her money
I guess she ain't got the long doe like her big sis and her big brother in law. We got Solange and her lil son Juelz at the Grove having lunch and then the lil whipper snapper wanted a toy Solange tells him she would get it for him but its cheaper at Target so he will have to wait. I bet Juelz was like " forget it, I will just as uncle Jay he will get it for me cheapskate"
Coachella 2010 Paparazzi Workout w/ Ryan Fu (Genius Machine)
Ryan Fu from the Genius Machine is getting ready for Coachella 2010 w/ his paparazzi training.PLEASE CONSULT A DOCTOR BEFORE DOING ANY EXERCISES.
Charles is scared to shoot The Game & Booker T
The Game was hanging out on Melrose with his boys waiting for his cat to get washed, When Charles rolled and the Genius Machine rolled up on him. Charles did really want to shoot him (After all he is a Blood from Compton and he had some of his blood gang with) Ryan finally got him to shoot him by calling him a pussy. We see Ryan didn;t attempt to shot him as a matter of fact he kept his distance. Booker T from the WWE wanted to kill us for looking at his girl. I don't know why these guys are so scared of the Game he was on the dating show Change of Heart back in the day for god sakes. Can't be to much of a gang banger
Charles calls American Pie star Eddie Kaye Thomas shitbreak
Charles calls American Pie star Eddie Kaye Thomas shitbreak but I don't think he like it to much right he front of his girlfriend, but it was still funny lol
Taylor Lautner seen with Kristin Cavallari at Laker game
You won't believe it, but after Taylor got mobbed by fans going into the Lakers game he was seen flarting with The Hills star Kristin Cavallari inside. Someone better not let Taylor Swift find out or I smell a cat fight coming on.
Jason Bateman gets protection from the Quween
Quween was hounding Jason Bateman the other dayin Beverly Hills but there is only one problem, SHE HAS NO IDEAL WHO JASON BATEMAN IS!!! this is pretty funny video for the Genius Machine.
Dogs trying on jackets
WE HAVE NOTHING FUNNY FOR YOU SO WE ARE GOING TO SHOW YOU DOGS TRYING ON JACKETS, ENJOY
Genius Machine has Lou Ferrigno
I guess times are getting hard for the Hulk Because we got him selling old Hulk stuff in northen Cali. Are times that hard now where superheros have to sell posters? Find out on this comicbook eps of The Genius Machine HULK BROKE HULK NEED MONEY HULk HAVE TO PAY FOR BLOW JOB lol
Katharine Mcphee & Tori Spelling paint Easter eggs
Katharine Mcphee and Tori was hanging out in West Hollywood painting eggs this Easter. I guess Katharine has a big sweet tooth because she was eating more candy then painting eggs. Then she took off with two baskets full of candy. I hope she drops one off to her friend Quween on the scene. HAPPY EASTER EVERYBODY!
Exclusive Tiger woods Mother at the Laker game?
Now we don't know for sure if it is the sports stars mother, but if it is thats kind of sad she would want to be at a Lakers game then spend time with the sex addicted golf star on Easter Sunday.
Jesse James dog
Jesse James Pitbull tells Comedycrooks how he fills about all the stuff that going on bewtween his master and Sandra Bullock. THE IS A COMEDYCROOKS EXCLUSIVE BABY!!
Genius Machine with Jake Gyllenhaal Prince of Persia @ 2010 WonderCon
The Machine goes to San Francisco to WonderCon to interview Jake Gyllenhaal about his new movie Prince of Persia.
Is Mischa Barton on drugs again?
Mischa Barton was spotted going to her agents office in Beverly Hills Friday and her voice was really deep like she had just woke up and it was 2:00 in the afternoon. She also was driving a very old dirty car and she looked very bad. Check out the video and you decied oh and do you think Charles NOSE HAIR IS TO LONG?
Reese Witherspoon is Hiding from us
Reese Witherspoon in brentwood CA hiding from the paparazzi I want to make love to her am sorry did I say that?
Sandra Bullock's dogs won't talk about scandal
We found Sandra Bullock's dog's in LA shopping at the mall being low key. They wouldn't talk to us about the affair. Did you know her dogs have a bodyguard. Thats Hollywood for you baby MONEY TO BURN.
Jennifer Lopez calls Charles a Liar
It was a Thursday afternoon and Charles our camera guy was hanging out at the Grove in LA when he notices a hot latin chick with a big booty walking around, WAIT, its JLO Charles films her and she said your cool as long as you don't call anybody else Charles agreed. Low and behold as soon as JLO came out of the store it was at least 20 paparazzi waiting on her she turned to Charles and said YOU ARE A LIAR! Charles don't even do anyrhing ! SORRY J
Actor Tim Robbins is the next Lance Armstrong?
The Genius Machine was hanging out in Santa Monica and saw A man fly by on a bike. They thought it was Lance Armstrong but when they got closer they found out it was Actor Tim Robbins I guess he's trying to work of some of that energy after his divorce from his wife of more then twenty years Susan Sarandon. Its just something about a divorce that just invigorates a man. GO TIM!!
Porn At Work=Problem
I got this from a french website you can't understand what they are saying (unless your french)A guy gets some problems at work. Its damn fun
Pervis' Top10 - # 5
Pervis is back with his top ten count down and now he is at number five of the hottest chick he would like to have sex with.
Castle Asshole Ep 0: Dance Demon Dance
I know its been awhile but now its time for those crazy assholes from the castle Chris and Christian find themselves caught in a surreal nightmare. Is it all a twisted dream, or is it really happening? The Castle, the masks, the demon, the dance, and a rubber ball.
Naked women on public billboard in LA
Now I really don't know what to say about this but I think this is why I love America (A little bit) There is a billboard on Sunset Blvd for a clothing like with a women butt ass naked. You can almost see her nipples. We also here that a couple of people have complained about it but they still havn't took it down (Money talks) The funny thing about it to me is that it is for a clothing company promotion but SHE'S NOT WEARING ANY CLOTHES!!!!!!
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A dog wearing shoes
its a slow day here at Comedycrooks.com so to keep you happy, we have a dog wearing shoes. hope you will enjoy and thank you for watching comedycrooks.com and the genius machine.
Erykah Badu Window Seat Video causing controversy
Erykah Badu's music video came out today and america is going crazy. The big thing that everyone is going crazy about is that she is walking around the street and getting naked at the same spot where John F Kennedy was killed in Dallas Texas. Alot of people are mad about this but there is one thing am mad about, all this time she has been around I didn't know she had an ass like that DAM ERYKAH! Everyone just needs to chill, she is doing something that hasn't been done in the music industry in a long time, She made an interesting music video.
The Genius Machine: 2010 L.A. Marathon and Justin Bieber
Our boy Ryan runs the 2010 L.A. Marathon and did 13.1 miles and they also got Justin Bieber in LA at the grove doing a little shopping. The kid even has a bodyguard now.
Robin Williams causes an accident in Beverly Hills
Robin Williams was walking down the street with his new girlfriend when a fan sees him and crashes into the back of another car in Beverly Hills. The person who was driving was hurt but with minor injurys,He was trying to get a picture of the star while driving at the same time and lost control and ran into the back of a parked car. DAM MAN JUST PARK AND ASK THE GUY FOR PIC. ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS.
Comedian Mike Epps checks a fan in Los Angeles
Comedian Mike Epps was hanging out at the grove with friends and this fan walks up behind him and trys to play a joke on him. As you can tell on the look on Mikes face on the video he didn't like how the dude ran up on him. He thought he was trying to rob him. LOOK OUT MIKE IN LA THEY WILL GET YOU!!!!! this is a crazy city.
Does Thomas Jane HBO's Hung have a big dick? Kristin Cavallari is a Retard!
Ok now maybe these guys aren't gay but one of our camera guys from the Genius Machine asked to see the star of HBO's Hung penis. I really don't think thats a bad questions. I mean if your going to play a guy with a big penis on the show then you have to have a big dick. That has to be the reason he got the job in the first place right? I mean you don't want a guy running around saying he's hung and he has a small rod. You might as well cast Verne Troyer, I hear he's packing.
Americas first black serial killer DVD
What happends when a serial killer is an African American and he decides to retrace his crimes on tape is it real or not all I no is that this movie is so bad it is funny as hell.You can order your copy of this movie for just $10 at https://www.createspace.com.
how to watch internet porn at home
pervis the pervert is spending a quit Saturday afternoon watching adult movies on the internet.
Quween protecting Jason Statham from paparazzi & Rachel Zoe
Quween protecting Jason Statham from paparazzi & Rachel Zoe was also in the mix. quween wants to fight someone. Just another day in Beverly Hills.
Bree Turner, Eddie Kaye Thomas ITS SHITBREAK!!!!!!!!!!
Bree Turner, Eddie Kaye Thomas ITS SHITBREAK!!!!!!!!!! from American pie! Shitbreak means A person that can not or will not deficate in a public place. They have to go home or a familiar place to releave themselves; Excessively or affectedly prim and proper; excessively fastidious and easily disgusted.
Cheryl Hines has a big family
Cheryl Hines has a big family,The Genius Machine got her at the grove with a bunch of kids with her, About 6. They think she was taking them to see Alice in Wonderland. Well with six kids thats a look of doe for tickets. I guess you would have to be on a hit show that had its last season last year and was on HBO for almost 10 seasons. But Cheryl? use a condom!
A Paparazzi gets a Real Job at Abercrombie & Fitch
celebrity journalist, Charles " One Shot"- decides to get a REAL job.Charles decides to get a REAL job at Abercrombie & Fitch. check it our very funny
El Debarge is out of jail
The Genius Machine has a EXCLUSIVE interview with the R&B singer just months after he's release from prison for drug possession. He talk to us about his new album and his plans for the future.
Barbra Streisand, Ron Howard, Emma Roberts on The Genius Machine
We got the Queen herself Barbra Streisand in Beverly Hills the other day and Director Ron Howard. We asked Ron about putting Pervis in his next movie but he just laugh and walked away. Oh well Pervis maybe next time. Hollywood hasn't called you yet.
Never Give up!" the puppet musical comedy
This is a video that Pervis himself hand picked and wanted to let you guys check it out.Ronny gets some valuable advice from his puppet friends about life's many rules (and their various exceptions).
Pervis'Top 10 - # 6 Hollywood Hot Babes
Its time for Pervis to give us his top ten list of hot chicks he would like to sleep with. we are at Number 6. Check it out.
Parking ticket rage in Beverly Hills 03-19-10
Rich people are fucking retarded. I wish I was retarded. This guy flips out over a parking ticket in Beverly Hills the other day. To make it so bad he was driving a very expensive car so he could have paid for that ticket right then and there, I guess thats how the rich stay rich and get richer. The dont pay parking tickets.
Pervis Top 10 #7
Pervis the pervert is back with his number 7 from his top ten list of chicks he would like to bang. Who is number 7 find out now.
Sinbad talks about his tax troubles & Celebrity Apprentice
Sinbad wanted to set the record straight about him going broke. He also wants to come up with a plan to rob Donald Trump before he leaves his show The Celebrity Apprentice. We also asked him if people still think that he's dead from the rumors and the mistake that the internet put out about him being dead in 2008, He also talked about afro products. DON'T ASK!
Remember Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years
Remember Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years we got Danica McKellar in Beverly Hills I think our camera guy came off kind off creepy what do you think?
Comedian Jeremy Piven, Michelle Rodriguez on The Genius Machine
On todays show with the Genius Machine crew we have actor comedian Jeremy Piven from Entourage. He was coming from a hair appointment and the beauty salon in Beverly Hills. Now this when you know that the world is turning gay when men stop getting hair cuts and start going to the beauty salon. We also got Michelle Rodriguez getting a hair cut at the barber shop. Go figure.
TreadMill in the hood
This video is one of the most funniest videos that we here at comedycrooks has ever seen. They say that people in the hood don't workout. Check out this young guy getting his grove on then his workout on then his hitting his face on the floor on.
Send Us your crazy videos, pics, and other crap
Send us your crazy comedy video skits that you have produced with your friends. Or a weird story that you may think will be cool to put on our site or send a video of yourself telling jokes or send us naked pics of your grandmother. wait, thats another site, ok dont send that unless shes a GILF. But anything else thats funny or crazy send it to us, if we think its funny we will put it on our site.
Our day with Nick Nolte & American Idol Randy Jackson
Our day with Nick Nolte & American Idol Randy Jackson this is crazy last time we meet he threw bottle at Angello our camera guy but was kind of cool wonder why?
Angry pussy fights back! Calls Emotional Atyachaar!
Not that kind of pussy.If you know of a cat (or a person) who might be cheating on their significant other, prevent Emotional Atyachaar. This video goes to show you that everybody cheats even animals.
The Man with a Funny Voice
THIS VIDEO NEVER GETS OLD A host of a talk show (german I think, not sure) discussing serious issues with a couple, cannot stop laughing at the extremely high pitched voice of theman being interviewed. Terrible for the couple, but hilarious to watch.
Second Week of March- Joe Jonas shopping, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Sinbad, Quinton Aaron, Nicky Hilton
Our week is coming to an end. Its FRIDAY YALL and our camera crew the Genius Machine got a slew of celebs and Comedians like my man Sinbad who talked a little about the roomers of him being dead and his stand up show on Comedy Central which came on last week. We also got Paris Hiltons man voice sister Nickey Hilton and a bunch of other crap. Its crazy this year is flying by. Have a happy weekend assholes.
Meet the ladys man Ryan Fu
Meet the ladys man Ryan Fu from the genius machine crew. the ladys are always chasing him. They just can't get enough of his love. Check out this music video made just for this playboy
Bloody Hot Sexy Women of the PETA Protest
Ok these PETA people have gone to far with this whole fur thing. Our camera crew was hanging out in Santa Monica and notice this big crowd of people standing around taking pictures, So they are thinking its a big celeb there. The crew get s closer and notices these chick covered in blood and wearing fake furs cover in fake blood (at least I hope) with bear traps on there legs. I see what they are trying to do but they are at a mall in Santa Moncia people's kids are going to have nightmares if you watch the video it is kind of sick. One thing I notice is how sexy the people girls are,
Fight breaks out over kim kardashian
Fight breaks out over kim as she was going to get her nails done in Beverly Hills. It all started as she was leaving the nail shop where she gets her nails done evevryday. The fight was betwwen some parking lot guys and the paparazzi. Kim and her butt was not harmed during the fight.
Pervis Top 10 #8
It's time for that crazy puppet you all love Pervis The Pervert. Pervis is hitting us with another one of his top 10 hottest females he would like to sleep with. Just to let you know some of the stuff Pervis is saying is kind of dirty. This is NOT for sensitive ears.
Molly Shannon gets shot by the paparazzi
I don't know what it is but our camera crew The Genius Machine keeps running into Molly Shannon. This time we got her on the hard streets of Beverly Hills. Living the hard life looking for facial cleansers. I tell you its hard out there for an SNL star. Check out what happends when homeless star Quween on the Scene trys to get some money from Molly. Molly gets all freaked out and Quween tells her to go fuck herself. I tell you its hard out there in Beverly Hills.
Rent A Paparazzi
Rent A Paparazzi for your next big event! Feel like you are at the Oscars!
Seth Rogen is a Dick in Person
Seth Rogen was spotted buying himself lunch at Subway where Ryan and Charles find out the "Real Seth Rogen." What do you guys expect him to do give you a cookie? His movie do kind of suck balls
Kathy Griffin, Molly Shannon on Comedycrooks.com
Thank god this Oscar stuff is starting to die down, Now we can get back to some pointless humor. The Genius Machine ambushed comedian Kathy Griffin and SNL "SUPERSTAR" Molly Shannon in Los Angeles. Kathy was hanging out with "The Insiders" Lara Spencer. They went shopping for lamps, go figure. I think one of our camera guys got kind of turned on when he saw Kathy. We also got Molly Shannon going to the drug store to buy condoms. We are KIDDING now watch how fast this will become a roomer.
T.I. Tip Harris with his entourage arrives in LAX
FIRST VIDEO FOOTAGE OF TI FREE FROM JAIL WE GOT EXCULSIVE VIDEO OF T.I. Tip Harris with his entourage arriving to LA at the airport. you got it first from the comedycrooks.com he was trying to be low pro and his boys started blocking our cameras he did not want to be seen. WHY YOU HIDING TIP
Castle Asshole Ep 1: Cloner Boner
Its time for another episode of those crazy psycho roomates the Castle Assholes. On todays show, you know what am so high right now I have no Ideal what todays show is about. Its still funny as hell, but I guess I would laugh about anything right now cause am high but anyway check it out and let me know what its about BUT NEVER DO DRUGS. Its bad for you, trust me I know.
Jane Fonda & Quween gets a letter
Hey gang we got the legend Jane Fonda getting her nails done in Beverly Hills like the diva that she is and we also are hng out with the quween on the scene. Did you know that she has FANS but they are in prison lol check out her fan mail she got from a guy in pelican bay prison. DON'T DROP THE SOAP
The Genius Machine: Dancing with the stars
we got the cast of dancing with the stars as well as Ben Stiller and his wife and Mr. James Bond himself Pierce Brosnan
Our interview with Racist Rory
Talking to this asshole made me realize that racism is never leaving this country, its a fabric stain on the american flag that we refuse to get out. Charles, our camera man from the genius machine wanted so bad to whip this fools ass but decide no matter how many ass beatings you give a racist they are still going to be racist. So the best thing is to make fun of his ignorance and put him on blast. Rory is also a TMZ paparazzi which lets you know what type of company TMZ is, a racist one. Lets all just sit back and laugh at this dumb ass.
Leave Pervis alone!
Well this is how it happend Pervis had a long night partying hard at a club in Hollywood so he just wanted to kick back and get some sleep, but his roomate and good friend Loushet won't let him sleep. What do you think shouldn't Loushet just leave him alone. A rockstar like pervis needs his sleep.
John Kerry, Angelica Huston with The Genius Machine
John Kerry is starting the campaign trail kind of early. Dam they want Obama out of office bad
A Paparazzi Talks Shit to Jerry Seinfeld
Our comedy camera crew, The Genius Machine, was hanging out in Beverly Hills and spotted comedy legend Jerry Seinfeld. Which we might add he has a new show on NBC called "The Marriage Ref" they had a preview of the show this past Sunday and the critics are saying that it sucks ass(not in those words) Poor Jerry, I still think that he is one of the most funnist comedians on earth. Not everybody is agreeing A Parapazzi by the name (ShotGun Allen)- Talks Shit to Jerry as he walked down the street. Jerry was totally cool untill this asshole showed up.
Sarah Silverman has a new boyfriend
The Genius Machine cot up with Sarah Silverman in LA to ask her about the whole Jay Leno Conan Beef and we notice she had a new man in her life. This new guy looked like a celeb but none of us could make out who it is. If you can let us know. Personally I think she looked better with Jimmy Kimmel.
David Alan Grier and Jeffrey Ross
The guys that are with the Genius Machine believes that it is not stocking if you are making money off the person you are shooting. In this case when Ryan started shooting David Alan Grier and his daughter at the grove, it was kind of creepy. the gang also got an interview with another comedian Jeffrey Ross who would love to tried places with Tiger Woods, you can also see Jeff in a new film called " Its Not You" coming later in the year.
How to buy a dildo
Charles and Ryan from the genius machine wanted to see how easy it would be to buy a Dildo. I know it sounds kind of suspect but this is what happends wwhen you mix drugs. Check it out oh yeah Charles says he's not gay.
Comedycrooks.com: Our day with Russell Brand
Our news team the Genius Machine got to hangout with comedian Russel Brand on Melrose. They asked him everything from shampoo usage, Michael Jackson & Antiques he even stoped to chat with some people at a homeless shelter. He was cool as long as you didn't ask him questions about Katy Perry and drug usage. I don't know, It seemed like he was A lot more happyer when he came out of that antique store then when he went in. You know celebs can get drugs anywhere in LA.
Lost Bromance: Dude Love HBO
When you lose a bro, it's horrible. Here's a video on what not to do when it happens.
Dick Van Dyke gets lost in Beverly Hills
The Genius Machine team was kicking it in Beverly Hills and notice an old man walking around as if he was lost. They took a more in depth look and notice that it was comedian legand Dick Van Dyke. I guess old age is catching up with Mr.Van Dyke. Can you believe he is 84 years old. I hope I have that kind of sponk when I get his age. Except for the getting lost part.
Comedian Fred Stoller needs a life coach
Everybody loves Raymond's star and Comedian Fred Stoller talks to use about getting a life coach and how stupid the ideal is to pay someone to be your friend. I think I would want a hooker instead at least you can get a hand job out of the wholw deal. Lets see what Fred says. Did you know that Fred was a writer for for the sitcom Seinfeld.
Katharine McPhee in Paparazzi Protection
Celebrities get protection from terrorizing paparazzi thanks to this eccentric local. Quween on the scene.
How to shoot drugs with pervis
Being that time's are so hard these days, a lot of pepole are turning to drugs. Comedycrooks does not condone the useage of drugs but if you are going to use them at lese know how to use them so Pervis the Pervert shows you kids how to shoot Heroin. After all his years on this earth doing drugs and he's not dead yet would make him a very good expert.
Qwueen on the scene goes off on Dog the Bounty Hunter
Our camera crew the Genius Machine was waiting to shoot Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife and Qwueen on the scene the homeless lady was trying to get some money from her but she brushed her off. Then we tolled her the story from last year about the bounty hunter family don't like black people Qwueen went off
Nick Nolte goes Crazy on Angello
Nick Nolte goes crazy on Angello from The Genius Machine in Malibu. Angello was trying to get a shot of the 48 Hours star when he flipped out and threw a Vitamin Water at him. I'm glad he didn't have a gun like in one of his movies instead of that Vitamin water, as mad as he was Angello would have been RIP.
Check out A new comedy Castle Asshole
The is show is one of Pervis's shows he likes to watch so him and the comedycrooks wanted to sure it with you its called Castle Assholes. Its a sick twisted bunch of crap and as soon as I seen it I knew it was going to be a hit. I laughed my ass off, in this show Chris and Christian come up with a solution to the dead clones and give their friend Chad a little X X X position. check it out suckers.
The Genius Machine: Phoebe Price gets into a fight with Queen
Check out What happend after the fight between Phoebe and the Homeless Lady Queen- The Aftermath Video will be coming soon did Queen make up with Phobe or did she pull out her nine and shoot her? Find out on the next Genius Machine
Pervert takes a pic under Paris Hilton s dress
Pervert takes a pic under Paris Hilton s dress there is really nothing else to say about this video I mean its Paris Hilton. I think we already scene whats going on under there already but the dude who took the pic seems pretty cool, oh and the Genius Machine guys need to lose some fucking weight.
Funny Condom Commercial
Wouldn't it be great to have a condom that makes you feel like your not even wearing one. Like your just going all natural like a 70's pornstar. You wouldn't have to worry about bad side effects like STD's and child support. Well now my friends the wait is over, check out a funny Condom advertisment by Manix Condoms.
Pervis top ten #9
It's time for Pervis top ten hotest females. Last time it was Jessica and now its another sexy bombshell. Before you watch the video let me give you a hint of who she is, she got a booty like two chocolate beach balls and she almost whipped a lady ass over a tennis game last year and had to keep apologizing for it on TV. Lets see what dirty old Pervis has to say.
LA traffic sucks!!!!!
this is a video just to let you all know how bad the traffic in LA has gotten. Did you know that Los Angelonians spend most of there lives in traffic then any other city in the country.New York comes secound.Don't you just love this dam city.We also have a governor that is known for killing the most people in a single film. We sure can pick em.
Pervis has a new crib
The Comedy Crooks have moved into there new apartment and you guys are all invited 2010 is going to be a great year for comedycrooks. You are going to laugh your balls off.
Its Pervis The Pervert!
The Comedy Crooks would like to introduce to you your MC for this website. Helling all the way from Dagwood, GA. Pervis The Pervert, What ever you do don't piss him off. Pervis is from the old school he will cut you.
Pervis the Pervert top 10 count
Lets check out who Pervis has put on his top 10 list of hot sexy chicks starting with number 10
Whats up with the Genius Machine Today!
People in LA are fucking crazy as cat shit. Check out this video of these two muthafuckers fighting in the middle of the street in Hollywood during 12:00 traffic. There is to much cocaine om LA. SAVE SOME FOR ME!!!!!!!!!
Here's Whats New Today
Pervis is letting us all know how to get paid really quick in these ruff econmic times. Check it out
Here's those Genius Machine fucks again 12-11-09
I don't know what to say but Ryan Seacrest is Gay!
This goes out to all the badd bitch'es out there
this is a video that We thought was very well done and it wasn't put together with a lot. Which goes to show you that you can still express yourself and be funny without taking out a loan to do it. All you need is a tranny and two hot chicks and a funny song, check it out
A Genius Machine Xmas
The Comedy Crooks would like to wish everyone a merry xmas now check out our xmas show staring Those crazy butt rapers The Genius Machine.We even have guest stars check it out
Nicky Hilton Hates Homeless People
Qween on the Scene couldn't even get a dollar out of Her rich ass. It was reported that the bag she had was worth over 5 grand, but she didn't even have a dollar in it to give to a homeless person. Qween said she can kiss her ass.
Before you bust a NUT bust a GUT!
This is a very very serious PSA on safe sex. Guard your dicks, chicks guard your clits
Whats Up With The Machine?
Check out the guys doing what they do best. Killing celebritys
Now its time for the weekend round up
lets check out with whats going down on the steets of Los Angeles. Its time for another episode o those crazy fuckers The Genius Machine
Women fighting over parking
Now this type of shit only happends in LA. While our street news team The Genius Machine was out doing what they do best in Beverly Hills. Two Women begin to get into a fight over a parking spot. It got so bad that one of the woen even called the police. people of LA, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YALL
Janice looks like DAM!
The machine crew got Janice Dickinson shopping for shoes in Hollywood looking like America,s Top Reject (which she was) I think Pervis would still hit it
Michael Jackson causes Havoc in Beverly Hills part 1
Michael Jackson was spotted shopping for antiques in Beverly Hills
Michael Jackson causes Havoc in Beverly Hills part 2
Michael Jackson causes Havoc in Beverly Hills this is part 2 of the genius Machine chasing the King Of Pop
Fuck Mandy Moore
Quween is getting her dance on while the Genius Machine wait for Mandy Moore.Mandy Moore is a fucking bitch
Ghetto Puppets - My Mind Is Playing Tricks On Me!
Elmo and his puppet homies in a remake video of the classic gangster hip hop song, "My Mind is Playing Tricks On Me," by Geto Boys
Cant Wait for Gay Twilight!
Pervis has a hot date with internet star Audrey Kitching. Pervis was a little upset because she wouldn't put out. She gave him the lets just be friends spill. All in all they both had a good time but pervis fell a sleep on the movie.
House shopping with Ciara Part 1
Ciara is moving to LA check it out and the Genius Machine is there to stalk her I mean welcome her to Los Angeles
House shopping with Ciara Part 2
House shopping with Ciara Part 2 she is moving to LA
House shopping with Ciara Part 3
House shopping with Ciara Part 3 she is moving to LA Check out our Website
Police Barricades & Braids this is a ghetto film trailer
Words can not explain this is a really funny thing I found on youtube but its really ghetto check it out.
Tom Arnold talks with his Mouth Full
Comedien Tom Arnold talks with his Mouth Full while trying to eat in Beverly Hills. The Genius Machine almost made him choke
Check out the Pervis Report
Pervis giving us whats going down on the streets of LA. Before Tiger was going around fucking everything that moved. Did you remember David Duchovny had a sex addiction. Hollywood is acting like this is something new, think about it if you had a shit load of money and Fame would you hit every fine ass that moved. HELL YEAH YOU WOULD! The only reason a lot of guys are married now is because their poor and unknown. Give them about 50 mil and some fame you will see how long that marriage last. Lets see what Pervis has to say
Exclusive: Michael Jackson Last Days Part 3
We have video of Michael Jackson at a toy store in Beverly Hills on May 15 2009 the man couldn't go anywhere without fans and paparazzi bugging him this goes to show you the mark of a true legend. there was only two people who saw him go in the toy store that day in Beverly Hills and in was only in there 30 minttues or so, Buy the time he came out this was the crowd
I want to fuck Eric Dane in the ass
if i was a chick I would fuck Eric Dane in the ass wait a minute if i was a guy wait I am a guy that's gay oh fuck it Angelo would fuck Eric Dana in the ass