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The Golden Girls turn to murder
Imagine if Bea Arthur, Betty White and Rue McClanahan deciede to be serial killers, well that would be some fucked up shit, Although I did think that the killer old lady in that movie Legion was Estelle Getty but she is dead. In San Fernando Valley the ruff econmic times called for three old women to move in together, Mary Smith 65, Janice Bloom 63, and Samantha Goldwin 68 decieded to move in with Mary to save money on rent. Mary was having a hard time paying her morgage every month. Everything was going fine untill the goverment started cutting back on Mary and Janice social security and then they cut off Samantha's medical benefits that she really needed. One day Mary and Samantha was coming home from shopping for food. When they accidentally hit a old man who was croossing the street. The man wanted to sue them, after finding out that the women all ready was having a tuff time as it is the four of them came up with a deal. The old man was about to move in with is son which he hated to d o or they was going to put him in a old folks home. The man tolled them that if he could stay with them and until he fully healed from the accident that he wouldn't sue and he would help them out with their finace problems. Everything was going great until about three months later when the old man decieded that it was time to leave. He had found a new apartment that was pretty cheap and nice and he was about to move when the women wanted him to stay. after all the old man was getting three checks every month one from his social security another from his retirement and another becuase he was a army vet. The women had more then enough money for their bills and extra with their checks combined. They ladys really didnt want him to leave cause if he did, then back to the poor house for them. So they they decieded to kill him, bury his body and still get his checks. The ladys put a pollow over the old mans face three days before he was suppose to move while he was a sleep. The plan worked for about six months u ntill the old mans son started investigating when he hadn't heard from him in a while. When the old man's son checked with the back and found out that the women was cashing his checks for because he was to sick to get out of bed, thats when he got the police involed. The police arrested the old women with murder when they found the body of the old man in the back yard of the house. In Mary's flower garden. A california Judge said "You know the world is going to hell when old women start to kill"
Worlds biggest woman Amazon Ashley
She has huge boobs man At six-foot-seven, when Ashley Adair walks down the street, people stop, their mouths drop open, and the cell phone cameras come out. Some would be uncomfortable with that kind of attention. Adair's reaction? She wears high heels that make her height closer to seven feet, and squeezes her body into tight fitting sweaters and micro-miniskirts Adair is hoping to kickstart an acting career with the glamour shots -- she thinks she'd make a great action-movie villain. And in the meantime, she's been using her minor notoriety to meet actual celebrities
Rick Yune gets his mack on with Amazon Ashley
Rick Yune star of such flms as Fast & The Furious and the hit movie Ninja is getting his mack on outside of Mr. Chows in Bevely Hills. It sounds harmless right. But the chick he is getting his make on with is non other then Amazon Ashley, you know the big Giaint chick thats been seen around LA with the Huge BOOBs and she has been seen on TMZ a shit load of times. I guess He likes them real big Because Rick Yune is only 5'9 Amazon Ashley is 6'11 with hills, she is 7'1. I also didn't know that rick was into the sisters but hey I AIN'T BAD AT HIM but she a whole lot of woman.
Who Needs A Casket Anyway?
This is from DLISTED.com The family of 22-year-old murder victim David Morales Colón opted not to display his body in a coffin during his wake, and instead they asked the funeral director at Marin Funeral Home in San Juan, Puerto Rico to prop him on a Honda motorcycle his uncle bought for him. And now he's speeding down the freeway in heaven WITHOUT a helmet on. Good going, Marin Funeral Home.
Think before you get chinese food
BEIJING, China - Chef Wang Guang dished up the most delicious dumpling in town and fat-cat diners paid big bucks to gobble them down, till cops learned wily Wang was stuffing his dumplings with HUMAN FLESH! The restaurant owner filled the doughy pattys with meat carved from human behinds and made a fortune peddling his ass dumplings to unsuspecting patrons. Everyone thought this guys white temple restaurant was the greatest thing and people lined up around the block to get in and order them. And those dumpling was the specialty of the house, clamed a business man. Everywhere I traveled, people were raving about them. When I learned what was in them I said a little prayer of thanks that I'd never gotton around to trying them.The crafty cook devised his recipe after his brother. Hing Guang, a crematorium worker agreed to supply him with all the fresh ass flesh he could put in a pot. For three years, Hing hacked the buttocks off corpses before shoving them into fiery furnace and gave his brot her the slabs of ass. Wicked Wang ground up the butt and tossed in just the right herbs and spices and stuffrd the ungodly concotion inside his scrumptious dumplings. The end came when the frantic parants of a young woman killed in an auto accident decided to view their daughters body before it was cremated and discovered that her rear end was missing. When the horrified mom and dad raised a ruckus, shook up Hing spilled the beans. Now cops are trying to decide what charges to dile against the duo. I think we'd better put them in jail fast said prosecutor Poon Chi-chun, because a lot of Wangs forner customer are itching to him. So the next time you order chinese dumpling ask them to let you see what kind of mest they are useing. You may by eating someones ass out for real!
Woman Kills Boyfriend By Sitting On Him
CLEVELAND, Ohio (CBS/WOIO) An obese woman who killed her boyfriend by sitting on him will not serve any time behind bars.
Mia Landingham pleaded guilty to involuntary manslaughter on Wednesday and was sentenced to three years probation and 100 hours of community service, according to CBS affiliate WOIO.
Landingham, who was believed to weigh over 300 pounds at the time of the Aug. 2009 incident, sat on Mikal Middleton-Bey as he was face first on the couch
Teenage girl dug up to be 'corpse bride
Five people have been arrested in China for digging up the corpse of a young woman to be a "ghost bride" for a man killed in a car crash. The suspects included a grieving father who allegedly paid his four accomplices around £2,700 pounds to find a female to be his son's companion in the afterlife. The men were caught after unearthing the remains of a teenage girl who had poisoned herself after failing her university entrance exams last year, a newspaper in Xianyang in China's Shaanxi province reported.In rural China, superstitious villagers have for centuries sought out the bodies of recently deceased woman to be ghost brides for young men who die single.Marriage ceremonies are conducted for the two corpses, and the bride is placed in the same grave as her husband.
Under Chairman Mao's rule, officials made strenuous efforts to stamp out the ghoulish practice but it has since resurfaced in some rural areas.Last year, a gang in southern China was arrested for strangling young women to sell as ghost brides when the supply of female corpses in their area ran short.
UCSD's Racist Event "In Honor of Black History Month"
February marks a very important month in American society. No, i'm not referring to Valentines
day or Presidents day. I'm talking about Black History month. As a time to celebrate and in
hopes of showing respect, the Regents community cordially invites you to its very first Compton
Cookout.
For guys: I expect all males to be rockin Jersey's, stuntin' up in ya White T (XXXL smallest size
acceptable), anything FUBU, Ecko, Rockawear, High/low top Jordans or Dunks, Chains, Jorts,
stunner shades, 59 50 hats, Tats, etc.
For girls: For those of you who are unfamiliar with ghetto chicks-Ghetto chicks usually have
gold teeth, start fights and drama, and wear cheap clothes - they consider Baby Phat to be high
class and expensive couture. They also have short, nappy hair, and usually wear cheap weave,
usually in bad colors, such as purple or bright red.
They look and act similar to Shenaynay, and speak very loudly, while rolling their neck, and
waving their finger in your face. Ghetto chicks have a very limited vocabulary, and attempt to
make up for it, by forming new words, such as "constipulated", or simply cursing persistently, or
using other types of vulgarities, and making noises, such as "hmmg!", or smacking their lips, and
making other angry noises,grunts, and faces.
The objective is for all you lovely ladies to look, act, and essentially take on these "respectable"
qualities throughout the day.
Several of the regents condos will be teaming up to house this monstrosity, so travel house to
house and experience the various elements of life in the ghetto.
We will be serving 40's, Kegs of Natty, dat Purple Drank- which consists of sugar, water, and the
color purple , chicken, coolade, and of course Watermelon. So come one and come all, make ya
self before we break ya self, keep strapped, get yo shine on, and join us for a day party to be
remembered- or not. Speaking of racist its time to check out our favorite racist Racist Rory.
Here's a crazy story to start the new year off right
WASHINGTON NEW YEARS EVE 1987: A man is driving home from a New Years Party with his wife. Its about 2:30AM, both are a little DRUNK with the New Years cheer. The Wife decided to try something a little freaky while her husband is driving, You see lately her other half had recently been complaining about her not being spontaneous and uptight sexually. Tonight she was going to show him by giving him a blow job while he was driving. Just Before he was about to give her his happy ending, old hubby wasn't paying attention to the road and ran into a teenage girl who was crossing the street walking home. Booth the wife and husband jump out of their car to see if she is ok. The girl is dead on impact, as a matter of fact. they hit her so hard that her face was badly scraped up and bloody and her entire body was twisted. The husband and the wife decide to take the body and put it a couple of blocks down the road. The man and woman are both succesful lawyers the husband was about to start his own firm. They couldn't call the cops because both are heavily intoxicated. They put the body by the side of the road and went home and vowed never to speak about it to anyone. A couple of months later The wife had found out that her husband had been cheating on her for two years of their ten year marriage. She tolled him that she forgives him and that they will move on. Two months later while at his law firm celebriting his new law office, the police rush in and arrest him for murder of the girl he hit. His wife had put the whole murder on him. He ended up getting life in prison. HELL HAS NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED. This is a true story
Man Allegedly Locks 7-Year-Old Daughter In Dryer, Turns It On
CLEVELAND, Ohio — Steve McClairin,36, is accused of placing his seven-year-old daughter in the dryer, shutting the door, and turning it on.
McClairin was arraigned Wednesday morning on a handful of charges, including two counts of endangering children, felonious assault, kidnapping and domestic violence.Prosecutors say the accusations in this story are horrific.“There’s no explaining this type of activity, why any individual would place any human being or any animal or anything in a dryer is unexplainable and to a normal thinking person,there’s no explanation and obviously this man has issues,”said Mike O’Malley, First Assistant to Cuyahoga County Prosecutor Bill Mason.
Man Makes Furniture Out of Dead Wife?
What would you do for love??? Jeff Green is a 32 year old American, in Arizona, whose wife passed. Due to the great pain he suffered due to her death, he did something totally out of character for a normal and sane person. He said, " I could no longer take the pain that my wife's death is caused me and I brought her back home."
This is where Jeff's story takes a twisted turn. His wife, Lucy, was born with a heart condition that cut her life at the young age of 29. Lucy's last words to Jeff were, " We will meet again in heaven." These words served of no consolation to Jeff's despair. At the funeral, in an act of desperation, Jeff decided that he Would not let Lucy leave him. "I called the cemetery caretaker and explained my feelings. I spoke with the authorities and got special permission to take my wife home with me. They thought it strange, but I was allowed to take her with me. I rather have her at home than six feet under ground. Lucy had a great sense of humor and I'm sure she would appreciate being my coffee table." Jeff ordered a special glass casing that prevents the decomposition of a dead body. "It cost me about $6,000.00, but it was worth it." Some of his friends and relatives, filled with fear, stopped visiting Jeff. His "true friends" respected his decision and continue visiting him. Some even comment that it is a nice piece of furniture.
